Mostly drunk but a little sober (for now)

I have decided that I am envious of my friends with children.  I think that a child would yield my love of vodka, wine, beer, tequila and most of all my new martini obsession.  We have tried and we haven't NOT tried for the past year or so....and we get a BIG, FAT, NOTHING!  I like to blame it on how much I drink.  However, I have seen many bad baby mommas, ho's and perfectly, respectable young women get preggers after a few nights of binge drinking.  That kinda thing makes me wonder....WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?  I don't wanna pay a gagillion dollars to be told I need help...nor do I wanna hear that he needs help.  So, do I stop drinking to have a baby or do I wait and see if it's his problem and not me.  (Plus, I went 1 glass of red wine only for 2 months and NO baby...)


P/S My super blog idea is still marinating...I'm just waiting for enough liquor...

I think I have alot to say...

...we'll see. The more I drink the more opinionated I become. A bottle of wine and a bottle of champagne got me going but then....nothing. Kinda like having sex with a drunk man...it's called whiskey dick right? Well, I guess I've got whiskey dick of the mouth...that sounds a little bad but it's true. My creative bug was going....but now it's gone. It might have to do with the music I'm listening to....I'm trying to avoid music that makes be feel anything other than party! Because why would I want to feel anything but party. Party is fun and easy...

I have a brilliant blog ready...but unfortunately my liquor has failed me tonight.  There is no drunk, not even a buzz....therefor my creative juices have stopped flowing.  I'll write myself a post-it for tomorrows drunk escapades.

TTY2m....